- Alder
- You are the balanced query as you manage to simultaneously spike the CPU, swamp the I/O subsystem, saturate the NIC and consume all available memory. A custom resource governor group will be created in honour of your accomplishment.
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Monday, July 11, 2011
Meme Monday for July
Creative writing, horoscope style for SQL Server. Sounds good to me. I chose to go with the Celtic Zodiac because I'm weird like that.
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